Slapstick (Of Another Kind) altyazı (782220)

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- I have a news update for you.

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The People's Republic of
China has just announced

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they are severing relations
with every country

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on this planet, and their ambassador

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will be here to talk about it.

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And that'll be right after
this really important message

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from one of our sponsors.

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(sirens blaring)

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- [Broadcaster] We're
inside the GXLA newsroom,

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awaiting the arrival of
the ambassador from China.

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Now word has it that the
Chinese have mastered

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the art of miniaturization
and they've shrunk

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all of the Chinese in
China to two inches tall.

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What will they think of next?

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- [Woman On TV] Part of
the art of being a woman

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is knowing when not to
be too much of a lady.

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- Name please.

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- Ambassador Ah Fong.

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- The commercial's on right now,

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so why don't you go set up?

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- [Producer] 35 seconds to air.

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Merv, the Chinese ambassador is here.

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