Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List altyazı (595116)

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Woman: Some friendships
are so important,

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You'd do anything
to make them last.

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That's why Ely and I created
the no-kiss list.

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What exactly is a no-kiss list,
you ask?

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Well, hold on a second.
I'll get there.

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Muggies, late for school.

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- No.
- No.

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- Switch.
- Yeah, switch.

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Mm, much better.

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Oh, by the way, student revolt,
classes cancelled.

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- That sucks. Oh, well.
- So funny, Pinocchio.

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Any more,
you're gonna need a nose job.

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Woman: One thing
you should know about me...

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18 years of apartment living,
and you still believe pressing

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- The down button speeds up the elevator's arrival.
- Implicitly.

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...I lie all the time.

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Good morning, Mrs. Loy.

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I lied to Mrs. Loy
that I walked her dog

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Three times a day when she went
to Atlantic city.

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But honestly,
I think that dog hates me.

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- Close it. Close it.
- Close it!