Rab C. Nesbitt altyazı (368024)

1
00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,639
Brilliant, pure quality.

2
00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:36,599
What's funny? A story in
here about a Glasgow woman. Listen.

3
00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,039
"In a fit of revenge, she cut off

4
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,079
"her husband Sandy Mellish's private
part and chucked it in a skip."

5
00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,799
Lush!

6
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,199
You go, girlfriend, go.

7
00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,479
That's funny? Of course it is.

8
00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,999
It's extreme, but hey.

9
00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,759
I've got your logic.

10
00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:00,879
Extreme, but hey. Here's another
one, you'll love this. What is it?

11
00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,599
A woman with a 42-inch chest

12
00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:08,639
lost one of her nipples in an
accident at work with a bacon slicer.

13
00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,119
That's in very poor taste that.

14
00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,279
What happened to "extreme, but hey"?

15
00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,319
What is the difference here?

16
00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,919
There's a world of difference.

17
00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,239
The wife was provoked by
her husband's behaviour.

18
00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,239
The other
was an unfortunate accident.

19
00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,039
I see.

20
00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,639
So what you're actually saying is in
the great gender card game of life,

21
00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,399
a pair of tits
beats a single cock high.

22
00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,959
I don't like the
tone of this conversation.

23
00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:39,279
That's your trouble, lady, innit?