Strays altyazı (809633)

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Today is gonna be
the best day ever.

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How do I know that?

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Because every day
is the best day ever.

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I love my life.

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I love sunshine,
I love butterflies,

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but more than anything,
I love Doug.

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- Hey!

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Shut the fuck up.

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Fucking piece of shit.

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That's Doug, also known as

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the best owner in the world.

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I still remember
the first day we met.

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She was, too, flirting
with you. -

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Hey, babies.

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The second Doug laid eyes on me,

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we knew we were meant
to be together.

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Fuck.

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Ever since that day,
he and I have been inseparable.

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Why is Doug so great?

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- Where do I begin?
- Get down.

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He loves being around me
so much,

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he doesn't even have a job.

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