About My Father altyazı (807267)

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My name is Sebastian.
And, yeah, that's me.

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When my mother used
to dress me for pre-school,

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like I was going to Studio 54.

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Like most American stories,
mine starts a long time ago

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on another continent.

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Specifically,
the magical island of Sicilia.

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A lot of folks
like to call Sicily

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the big ball in front
of the boot of Italy,

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which makes sense

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'cause the world's been
trying to kick our ass

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since the dawn of time.

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For generations,
my people have been

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threatened by wars,

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volcanoes,

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and testicle-crushing Speedos.

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But we survived it all

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through one unstoppable force.

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Family.

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These are actual photos
of my Sicilian ancestors.

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Note the signature
Maniscalco look.

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With the curved spines
and the resting bitch face,

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like a bunch
of pissed-off candy canes.