Those Who Walk Away altyazı (785869)

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Hey!

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Hey, man,
it's just me callin' you back.

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Hey,
I was just checkin' in,

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and seein' how your date
with what's-her-face went?

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- Oh, no, that's actually today.
- Oh!

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Yeah, all suited up
in a nonchalant way

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that signals my complete
and total sexual disinterest.

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Are you for real with that?

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Of course not.

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I actually think I'm on
the verge of a heart attack.

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Probably 'cause I haven't
gotten laid in, what, months?

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You mean, years?

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Shut up!

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But I mean, definitely
since my mom got really sick.

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Oh, no, no, this is an exciting
time for me, all right?

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I get to have some excitement

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- in my life.
- YOLO. Man, that's fine to say to me,

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but don't let the Boomers hear
you say shit like that, okay?

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You know what I mean.

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Man, you ever have it happen when
you feel like life is going one way,

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and then all of
a sudden, without blinking,

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