Adventure Beast altyazı (782219)

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Here we are in the deepest,
darkest swamps of Louisiana,

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investigating reports
of a mysterious creature,

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and the stench of death is everywhere.

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Um, that wasn't me.

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Aah! So many mosquitoes!

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Hey, why are you filming this?

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This swamp
is a favorite body-dumping ground

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for serial killers,

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which is why the wild animals
have a taste for human flesh.

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Someone needs to make
an acclaimed independent film

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so our families know what happened to us

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when they find our soggy,
half-eaten corpses.

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Aah! I'm already half-eaten.

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Come on, Dietrich. Ham it up a little bit.

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We're on a monster hunt in a murder swamp.

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Not a monster, an invasive species,

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which, technically speaking,
is called an alien species.

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Ooh, an alien monster!

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Why do we have to look for new monsters?
We're surrounded by monsters already.

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Ooh! What are the chances
that we find an alpha-draconian reptilian,

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who feeds off chaos
and shoots lasers out of his eyes?

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Extremely low.

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