The Big Tease altyazı (757488)

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Captioning made possible by
Warner Bros.

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When Martin Samuels decides
to make a documentary

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about a Scottish artiste,

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you have to ask yourself,

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"who is this guy?

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What's all the fuss about?"

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Well, that guy is me.

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I'm Crawford MacKenzie.

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I'm a hairdresser.

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"Dear Mr. MacKenzie,

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"the executive committee

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"of the world international
hairdressing federation

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"is delighted
to inform you

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"that you have been
selected to participate

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"in this year's platinum
scissors competition

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"in Los Angeles.

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"For those invited..."
Blah, Dee, blah, blah.

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"On a personal note,

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"i look forward
to meeting you

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"upon your arrival
in the United States.

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"Sincerely,