Dave altyazı (753330)

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Hello there. I'm Dr. Mecklebaum.

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- I'm Dave Burd. How are you?
- Good. Good to see you.

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So, uh... what brings you in today?

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So, a few days ago I was shaving,

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and I noticed these red
bumps on my pubiscus,

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- and I just wanted...
- P-Pubiscus?

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That's probably not
the medical term for it.

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Uh, like, where your pubic hair would be

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if you didn't shave it all the way.

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- Oh. Oh, copy that. All right.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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So, well, let's take a look.

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Yes, and I know this is
gonna sound so absurd,

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but before I can just show you my penis,

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I do have to kind of explain

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- a few things about it to you.
- Okay.

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I just have, like, a very
bizarre situation down...

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okay, when I was born,

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I came out of the womb
with a tangled urethra,

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so immediately they had to go in

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- and do all types of surgery to it.
- Mm-hmm.

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As a result, there's so
much scarring down there.

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- Sure.
- And then, I mean,