Jeff Dunham: Beside Himself altyazı (739342)

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Greetings, Dallas infidels.

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Please welcome to the stage

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Mr. Jeff Dunham!

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How you doin', Dallas?

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It is good to be back in my home state

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of Texas.

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Wow, what a crowd. This is awesome.

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So, I know a lot of you folks
are here on purpose this evening.

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You knew what the show was,
you purchased the tickets.

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Thanks for coming.

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Some others were sitting at home,
going, "Ah, there's nothing on TV,

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let's get drunk,
go to that puppet show."

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So...

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Yes, I make a living talking to myself,

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which means some forms of mental illness
actually pay off.

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Oh, you're applauding at that.
You're a sick crowd. I like you already.

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Now, before we get to the main event,

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I want to talk to you a little bit
about boys and girls.

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Now, when my girls
were tiny, little babies,

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I had friends and family
coming to me, saying,

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"Okay, you've done a fine job
with little babies.

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We just want to warn you
what's coming next."

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