Jour J altyazı (724834)

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WEDDING UNPLANNED

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These guys are all shacked up.
The party sucks.

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No. It's perfect.

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What's that?

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Proximity marketing.

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It's spot-on our clientele
and we paid to get in.

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"You Only Have One Most
Beautiful Day"? Who did this?

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- Me. I think it looks pro.
- If you say.

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The printer's a crook!

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We don't need...

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I always said, beware of midgets!

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The shorter the babe,
the more demonic.

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She's closer to hell.

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Load of crap!

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Do you tell your shrink that?

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It's not crap!

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And the prettier they are,
the crazier. It's scientific.

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Look here. The vertical line
is the Insanity Axis.

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All babes are nuts.
It goes from 5 to 10.

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The horizontal line
is the Beauty Axis. Zero to 10.

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But we don't hit on dogs,
so we start at 5.

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And this is the Madness Index.

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