The Spy Who Dumped Me altyazı (716604)

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Three euro.

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Two. I'll give it for two.

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One-fifty?

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Morgan, you're such a fucking freak.
I love you.

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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?

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Audrey, you know me.
You know that I own microphones.

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Fuck me. Tess is here.

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Oh, my God. The audacity.

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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris

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to show up here at your birthday.

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Morgan...

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There was a minimum number of people
in order to reserve the bar.

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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.

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I didn't think she would come.
Oh, she's ordering a custom cocktail.

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I'm gonna kill myself.

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What do I say? Like,

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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message. "

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How do I explain that?

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I know. There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.

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No. No, I'm a really bad liar.

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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.

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And then people know that you're lying.
You have to be concise about it.

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