Status Update altyazı (716147)

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My rise to the top of
the Haden High School food chain

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happened faster
than a three-second Snapchat.

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But it wasn't always that way.

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A few weeks ago, I was just like you,

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then I updated my status and some
pretty strange things began to happen.

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I feel like I owe everyone
an explanation, so here it is.

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Oh, and by the way, I don't play hockey.

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Or at least I didn't,
until a few weeks ago.

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Oh, come on, kid.

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Knock-knock, I'm invading your privacy.

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Come on, get up!

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You're gonna be late
for your first day of school.

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Ugh, it smells like a wet dog in here.

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- See that guy?
- Hey!

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That was me not so long ago.

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Listen, you need to finish
putting this room together

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so when you get home from school today,
I want you to start unpacking, all right?

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- Breakfast in ten.
- Wait, wait, Mom, Mom!

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I don't think I feel so good.

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Yeah, right.

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- Hey, bud, howyou doing?
- Hey, Dad.

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Sorry for hitting you up so early.
Did I wake you?