Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh altyazı (715111)

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Okay, ready, and...

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Take your own cue, Adam. And action, Dan!

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♪ It was the perfect day ♪

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♪ You had the sweetest smile ♪

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♪ You were my only way ♪

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♪ Yeah, we were doing it in style ♪

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♪ We were walkin' and talkin'
And jammin' and jawin' ♪

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♪ It was you and me against the world ♪

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♪ Then you got hit by an electric car ♪

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♪ 'Cause you didn't hear it comin' ♪

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Fuck those cars. You should...

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I have one. I have an electric car.

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But at least I have the decency
when I'm driving,

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to put my head out the window and go,
"Here comes the Sandman."

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"Sandman coming. Watch out."

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How about those Tesla's now
driving themselves?

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Those Teslas, that's pretty cool.

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They can drive themselves. Holy shit, man.

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I got in an accident with a Tesla
and nobody was in there,

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and I didn't know who to exchange
the information with...

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and I started screaming,
"Hey, you fucker. What the fuck?"

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And the Tesla's, you know, fucking
windshield wipers are flappin' about.

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And I was like, "What the fuck
does that mean? You did it."