One Day at a Time altyazı (697719)

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I can't believe you met
when my mom treated you in Afghanistan.

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- What was your injury?
- I got shot in the face.

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Dang!

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A tequila shot.

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But it really burned.
And it got my shirt all wet.

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My hero.

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Thank you, Lydia. If you were my medic,
I would've faked an injury.

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Stop it, Max. Just kidding. Don't.

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Yeah. Even though you are the embodiment
of the alpha male,

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which normally I find...

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Looking at you up close
with your chiseled features

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and your blue-green eyes
with speckles of gold...

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I get it.

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I like it here.

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Okay. Can my mother
and my daughter please

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stop trying to seduce my boyfriend?

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It's kind of annoying how easy it was
for you to charm them.

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I'm off my game.
Took me the whole dinner.

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With you, it was three minutes
of small talk, then, boom.

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Okay, yeah. I was there. Yeah.

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Well, it's your turn next week.

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Elaine and Bernie Ferraro
are excited to meet you.