Before the Sun Explodes altyazı (685136)

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How's everybody doing tonight?

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Yeah?

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Oh, good crowd.

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Good-looking crowd, by the way.
Did I mention that?

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We're gonna get this show going.

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How does everybody feel about that?
You guys ready for that?

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This next guy coming to the stage,

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you might recognize him

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if you watched MTV in the '90s.

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Yeah!

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But anyway, this guy,
I've known him way too long.

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But he's here to entertain you.

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Ken Cooper, everybody.

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We got a lot of different
types of people here.

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We got single people, married people.

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That's really the question
in life, right?

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If you stay single or get married.

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Single, married, single, married,

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you either sign up
for a lonely existence

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jerking off to porn every night...

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- Or you stay single.
- Whoo!

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You ready to fly?

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I got it!

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