The Thing About My Folks altyazı (678548)

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[Music playing]

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[Woman singing classical music]

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Ben Kleinman: I'll tell you this
about my father.

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Aah!

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He had a heart of gold.

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He was honest to a fault.

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[Humming]

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And he almost always smelt
like talcum powder.

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[The blue Danube waltz playing]

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He just really loved
his Johnson's baby powder.

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No, but, I mean, like, a lot.

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He'd sprinkle the stuff
on himself,

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over himself, under himself,

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and then just for good measure,

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under himself again.

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Because,
as he was fond of saying,

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"you never know."

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To this day,

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if you cover my eyes
and put me across the room,

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I couldn't tell you
the difference between

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a freshly bathed baby
and my father's balls.

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[Music ends]

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I'm not saying
that's a healthy thing.