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Yes, folks, Moderna Designs...

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present the latest
in kitchen luxury.

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The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic
Convenience Center-ette...

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gives you all the time in the world
to do the things you really want to do.

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An infrared
freezer/oven complex...

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that can make you a meal
from packet to plate...

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in 15 and a half seconds.

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The Morrisons have got one that
can do that in eight seconds.

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Block of ice to beef bourguignon
in eight seconds.

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Lucky things.

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Dad, did you know that
the ancient Greek warriors...

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had to learn 44 different
ways of unarmed combat?

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Well, at least we've got
a two-speed hedge cutter.

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They were trying to kill people 26
different ways with their bare hands.

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Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.

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And this King Agamemnon,
he once fought...

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Go on, dear.
Your father said.

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- Oh, all right.
- The man you all love, Kenny Lange.

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Well, that's today's top prize.

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Let's meet today's star guest
on Your Money Or Your Life.

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Bring them on, girls.
Oh, don't they look gorgeous?