Real Rob altyazı (610941)

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If you have a successful marriage

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you know what the secret is.

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What is the secret?

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The secret to successful marriage

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is never give a shit

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about anything ever again, ever.

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Complete capitulation and surrender,

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you know, like

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"I think you should
wear that mint sweater."

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"Yeah, fuck it. I'll put it
on. Let's get out of here."

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"I feel like Thai food."

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"Yeah, we just ate it
two nights ago. Fuck it.

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We'll go out and get it
again. Come on, let's go."

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"Don't come in me." "I
wouldn't dream of it."

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"I hate your family."

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"We don't ever have to
see them ever again, ever.

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Where's my phone? "Mom."

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Delete. Right there.

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Mom's gone. She's gone now.

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Can we just have one more kid?

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You're almost 50.

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We got one healthy kid and that's a miracle

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considering you're a spermasaurus.

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