Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser altyazı (610285)

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Grand Canyon ain't nothin'.

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Being a grandfather, or a father, now
that's harder than being the Grand Canyon.

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It's just a hole, sitting
there, doing nothing.

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Okay, but are you even okay without
havin' a Grand Canyon?

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Or should we just kick some sand up all
over it, and fill it up like a cat box?

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Shit.

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All I'm sayin' is the Grand Canyon is

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where Joe was left that very day.

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Yo, Ebony, Ivory? You
talkin' about Joe Dirt?

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- Yeah.
- I know a little something about Joe Dirt.

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Stopped into an old radio station I worked
a few years back.

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Stayed for, it must have been a week.

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Wove some bat-shit crazy tale.

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So bat-shit, he should have hung upside down
from the ceiling when he was telling it.

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I remember a big kid, bigger heart.

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Sure, you know, I'm not saying the IQ
wasn't subterranean.

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I mean, that intellect was barely
skimming the treetops.

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Now, I ain't saying that I ain't
in "agree-ence" with you.

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But somewhere in there,
the speechifying you making,

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it just ain't sounded right.

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Hey, John C-minus Reilly.

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It's not "agree-ence", it's "agreematude".