Si j'étais toi altyazı (59889)

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Now those are beautiful eyes.

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'Kay, blue eyes,
look straight ahead.

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That's good.

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Alright.

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How's Emily?
She must be, what, two now?

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Twenty-two months. She's amazing.
I'm so in love with her.

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- I know the feeling.
- How's Samantha?

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She's great. She's still
pulling down straight A's.

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And she gets more beautiful
every day. It's just amazing.

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They're perfect, aren't they?

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You never want them to grow up.

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No, you don't. You don't.

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Will you just try to read this
with your right eye?

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Okay.

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Z. C. S. R. H. N...

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Okay, here's the hard part.

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...so she screams into the phone,
'My husband's passed out!

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I don't know what to do!
I can't wake him up! '

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And the operator asks,
'Well, what happened, ma'am? '

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So she's mortified but she figures
she's got to tell the truth, right?

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So she says in this really panicky little
voice,'I was giving him a blow job. '

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So she just keeps on going, she's like
'I guess I'm just really good at it.