Bob Servant Independent altyazı (593513)

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We'll stick a banner up here.
Saying what?

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"Congratulations to Bob Servant on
winning

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the Broughty Ferry by-election.

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"Have a few drinks on us and
go bananas.

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"All the very best, the Bob Servant
independent campaign."

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You could edit that doon a bit.

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How much are you putting
behind the bar?

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Oh, er... The alcohol budget is £60,
right?

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Now, that's...
that's three drinks per person.

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Now, please mark people's
hands for their first two drinks

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and then their forehead for
the third.

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I'm not daein' that.

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And I want a real buzz aboot
the place.

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Lots of excitement, with a keen sense
of danger and uncertainty

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with absolutely nae limits -
got it? Nuh.

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And I want people standing here

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wondering if they're gonna have a few
drinks, and maybe,

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I don't know...

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wake up...

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in the Congo.

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The atmosphere budget is £15.

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