Bad Words altyazı (528879)

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I'm not that good
at a lot of stuff.

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Especially thinking
things through.

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And that's why this
plan was so shitty.

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But my feelings were hurt, and I'm glad
I at least did something about it.

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Making bad decisions
is nothing new to me.

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After all, I live alone at 40,

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and I make my living
proofreading product warranties.

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A few weeks ago,
I took a break from that,

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however, so I could
do this whole thing.

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And ifs pretty ironic
that what I did

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was exactly what
a child would do.

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I threw a tantrum
just to get attention.

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You must be really proud.

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I know I am.

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And excited.

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Meet "The Big Man" , right?

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But proud either way, of course.

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Mm swans

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Aren't they amazing? Which one's yours?
Mine's...

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Buddy, no' thank you.

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What's that?

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This chat. I'm all set. I'm just trying
to get some food in my face before