Dom Hemingway altyazı (515325)

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Is my cock exquisite?

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Oh, cos I think it's
fucking exquisite.

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I think it's a fucking work of art.

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Like a Renoir.

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Or a Picasso.

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The painting of my cock
should hang at the Louvre.

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They should study my
cock in art classes,

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spend whole courses...

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studying the splendid contours of
its exquisiteness, don't you think?

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They should also study
my cock in science class

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cos it defies nature.

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My cock is hard.

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It's metal, it's steel,
it's titanium.

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It does not break.
It does not weaken.

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My cock can stand all day

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like a good soldier trying
to impress his superiors.

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If my cock could win
a medal, it would.

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If they could name a school
after it, it should.

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If it could save small Somali
children from starving,

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it would and should, and it'll have
a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it,

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the first such prize
ever given to a cock.

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My Nobel Prize-winning