Roger Dodger altyazı (383782)

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What's happening right now
is important only in the context...

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of our continuing evolution
as a species.

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Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my
sister would learn to read a subway map.

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By saying that, you disregard
the primary importance...

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of utility in human relationships.

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Our ability...
Men's ability to read maps...

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to navigate, makes us useful.

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You should discourage your sister
from even looking at a map.

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Are you saying that we women
have an inferior sense of direction?.

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Which way is north,Joyce,
without looking around?.

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What?.

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You heard me. Point north.
Quick. North.

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Quick. North.

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North. North.

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- You're right.
- Is he right?.

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- He's right.
- Very impressive.

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As she has throughout history...

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the female responds to the male
who displays the most utility.

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By honing those skills
which make me useful...

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I stave off
my inevitable obsolescence.

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You stay home honing your ability
to program a VCR?.

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