Louis C.K.: Hilarious altyazı (376593)

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[Soft, indistinct chatter]

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- You have your key
In there, sir?

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- Yeah.

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[Scattered cheers, shouting]

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- House lights?

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Go--wally, go on house lights.

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- You ready?

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- Spotlight.
Spotlight. Spotlight.

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[Cheers and applause]

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- Thank you.

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Hi.

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Thank you very much.

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Uh, Thank you.
Hello, everybody.

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Um, Hello.

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I mean, by everybody,
I mean, uh, you guys.

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Uh, i mean
Everybody who's here.

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Really i shouldn't
Say "everybody,"

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Because most people
Are not here.

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By a pretty huge majority,

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Most people are not here.

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Most people are in China,
Actually.

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It's true.

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Actually, that's not true.