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{1138}{1185}I just feel really close to you.
{1217}{1251}You are really close to me.
{1305}{1389}Well, this way we can share everything.
{1514}{1562}Wow, that's so good.
{1625}{1653}Look.
{1669}{1720}They're still so in love.
{1814}{1876}How great is that?
{1970}{2023}So, where do you see us going?
{2098}{2164}Well, tonight I see us|going back to my place.
{2516}{2539}Wow!
{2543}{2590}- This is your house?|- Yeah.
{2600}{2625}It's beautiful!
{2627}{2658}Thank you.
{2661}{2709}I like to come home to a nice place.
{2873}{2925}I'm happy. Are you happy?
{2930}{3023}Oh, yeah. Happy is what I'm all about.
{3072}{3131}Tripp, as long as you're up, Son...
{3155}{3245}Come on, Pop! Whoa, man.|Don't you knock?
{3247}{3270}What?
{3273}{3337}Your momma's...|She's snoring like a rhino.
{3340}{3398}And then this music got started...
{3430}{3484}Hey, you must be Melody.
{3501}{3525}Melissa.
{3528}{3571}Oh! It's Melissa!
{3615}{3683}It's Melissa. Okay. All right.
{3686}{3717}Y'all have a good time.
{3719}{3755}Night, Pop.
{3855}{3903}You live with your parents?
{3906}{3945}Is that a problem?
{3954}{3992}Are you kidding me?
{4005}{4034}And she's leaving.
{4037}{4067}Stomping down the steps.
{4070}{4114}Unbelievable! Parents?
{4117}{4145}Putting on her coat.
{4147}{4194}Did you move that umbrella stand?
{4196}{4237}Oh, shit!
{4250}{4341}We gotta get rid of that thing.|You know we're gonna get sued?
{4343}{4369}Damn it!
{4382}{4417}And she's out.
{4462}{4499}Another one bites the dust.
{4502}{4549}And he is still here.
{5847}{5882}- Morning, Mom.|- Morning.
{5886}{5911}What do you say, Pop?
{5914}{5940}Good morning, Son.
{5942}{5983}Get any sleep last night?
{6386}{6478}- Okay, honey, here you go.|- You're the best, Mom.
{6760}{6793}Are you kidding me?
{6879}{6920}- Have a good day.|- You, too.
{6922}{6981}- Don't forget your snack.|- Thanks.
{7022}{7053}- Think fast!|- Bye!
{7647}{7685}So you dumped Melissa?
{7687}{7753}Well, technically, she dumped me.
{7785}{7819}What happened?
{7822}{7892}It was last night.|We were in a restaurant.
{7899}{7971}She sees this elderly couple|and they're holding hands,
{7974}{8057}and then she decides to hold my hand.
{8070}{8138}So she smiles at me.
{8142}{8241}Next thing I know,|she gives me "the look."
{8274}{8309}Dude, I'm so sorry.
{8311}{8349}No harm, no foul, though.
{8355}{8403}It was just time for her|to meet the parents.
{8424}{8456}Not the parents.
{8458}{8494}Bye-bye, Melissa.
{8501}{8529}Here we go again.
{8532}{8567}Yeah. What's your point?
{8570}{8633}The point is, my friend,
{8642}{8685}you are afraid of love.
{8697}{8792}Bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, man,|I'm not afraid of love.
{8813}{8892}I love love.|Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right?
{8894}{8942}And sometimes I'm the rebound guy.
{8945}{8978}Other times, when I get lucky,
{8981}{9062}I'm the "explore new areas|of your sexuality" guy.
{9064}{9122}But every single time, we have fun.
{9135}{9165}Thank you.
{9168}{9233}I have fun, they have fun.|It's good for me, it's good for them.
{9236}{9304}And I would argue that's it's damn good|for civilization as a whole.
{9306}{9342}If more people thought that way...
{9345}{9371}I do sleep well at night.
{9374}{9466}On a twin bed, with Superman sheets|that you've had since you were six.
{9469}{9515}As opposed to you,|who sleeps in a king-sized bed
{9518}{9543}in your mother's basement?
{9546}{9582}It's orthopedic, and I need it.
{9585}{9621}And at least I'm not sponging|off my parents
{9623}{9669}so I can afford to get laid|on every continent.
{9694}{9775}I'm a rambling man. I'm a tumbleweed.|I'm a seeker of truth.
{9778}{9853}And one truth I've learned,|a child is a parent's greatest joy.
{9887}{9925}Which is why I can't leave|my parents' place,
{9927}{9957}because they would miss me!
{9960}{9986}Amen, brother!
{9989}{10046}And yet, in America,|we're shunned for our lifestyle.
{10049}{10118}When we should be celebrating|our lifestyle.
{10127}{10185}- We are men who still live at home.|- Yes!
{10187}{10239}We're not here to apologize|about who we are, or how we do it,
{10242}{10274}- or who we live with.|- No!
{10276}{10354}I'm looking around this table, "hombres,"|and I see three winners.
{10357}{10412}And to every one of those out there|who sees something different,
{10414}{10449}I say bring it on!
{10451}{10487}'Cause it's going to take|a stick of dynamite
{10490}{10532}to get me out of my parents' house.