Assassination of a High School President altyazı (239334)

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You want to know the
truth about high school?

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You've got to break it
down into its elements

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Unfortunately, at St Donovan's,

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the periodic table is more
crooked than a case of scoliosis

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Just give me the chance
and I'll set it all straight

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Case in point, Spanish homework

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"Dame un batido de esperma" does
not mean "take me to the airport"

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It means, "give me a sperm milkshake"

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And 22 kids gave that as an
answer in Spanish 3 last week

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I'm not sure about the milkshake,

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but somebody is sure
feeding us something sticky

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Every clique on campus is
copying the same damn homework

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Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks,
jocks, debaters, player-haters,

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you name it

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It's big all right

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And I'm on it like pink rubber
bands on your little sister's braces

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The name's Bobby Funke
I write for the paper

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Wait, wait a second. Who?

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Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.

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No, you don't. I'm Tad Goltz,

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and I write for the paper.
You don't write for shit.

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Wait, aren't you the freshman
they tied to the snowman penis?