Sex Drive altyazı (116476)

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Hello, my name is Sean Anders.
Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.

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Hi, John. I didn't see you there.

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-This is John Morris.
-Screenwriter and producer of Sex Drive.

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-Welcome to the unrated...
-Uncircumcised...

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...edition of...

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-...Sex Drive.
-Sex Drive.

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How many times has this happened to you?

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You purchase an unrated DVD to view
with your friends. Only with your friends...

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Only to find that you got the same
old movie with a few extra curse words,

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and maybe an additional tit or two.

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-What a jip.
-And how...

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Not this time.

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That's right, John.
On this unrated DVD we promise you,

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the viewer,

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a genuinely wacky, zany
and unrated viewing experience.

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-We promise...
-Plus, we promise more tits.

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Bare tits like these.

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These tits are good.

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Plus, more cock, like this.

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That's good cock, John.

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That's right, John, and that's not all,
we promise lots of additional scenes,

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takes and other bullshit
that will make the movie way too long.